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vikingofficial:

Took a shower now I’m 42% less evil

(via illegalaustralien)

true-bean:

I LOVE queering the map cause you’ll click on one and it’ll be like “we got drunk at your friends house and I kissed you. I was so in love with you then. But you didn’t kiss me back. I tried to play it off as a drunken mistake but I’m not sure you all the way believed me.” And then you’ll click on a different one and it’ll be like “got my ass ate here”

ibenology:

so I watched the new babygirl detective movie

(via breadsprinkles)

amemoryofwot:

The clothes are not clean or dirty but a secret third thing (on the chair)

(via madamecracker)

dilfies-deactivated20220409:

˖࣪  ∗ ☆  ˖ . * ___🌟? running is easy, surviving is hard . * ꙳𓍊𓋼

namocchi:

Strawberry swiss roll

(via insomniac-arrest)

thisbabyisverybroken:

Honestly, I don’t know if I’d be that nice to plush-me but it’s nice to think about…

heavensickness:

all kpop idols should tweet “i am never ever going to fuck you” & turn off their phone

(via bigmeatyflaps)

maamlet:

oh to cook with my wife and stand directly in front of cabinets and drawers she needs to open

(via percept)

christee-angel:

i’m begging people to know they can have interests and hobbies that aren’t related to the Walt Disney Company’s stable of highly profitable intellectual properties

(via isnt)